Ghana Black Stars Captain,Asamoah Gyan Denies He Murdered Rap Artist Castro

IN one of the most bizarre sports stories of the year, Ghanaian national team captain Asamoah Gyan is being forced to deny he murdered a missing rapper. The former English Premier League player will hold a press conference in Ghana at 11pm tonight (AEST) to address rumours he ritually sacrificed local rap artist Theophilus Tagoe, popularly known as Castro. Castro and his girlfriend were reported to have drowned after a jet ski accident while holidaying with Gyan and his brother after this year’s World Cup. Despite a police search, their bodies have not been recovered, leading locals to suspect foul play. We’re not exactly sure how they arrived at the conclusion Castro was sacrificed by Gyan for black magic purposes — potentially for financial gain — but the theory has gained enough steam for Gyan to call the press conference. Gyan will also address a court case instigated by a local reporter, who was reportedly savagely beaten by the footballer’s brother for daring to ask questions about the Castro rumours. Daily Graphic newspaper journalist Daniel Kenu has accused Gyan’s brother, Baffour, and another man of slapping and punching him after he asked Gyan to clear the air on “this allegation that you sacrificed Castro for whatever reason”. So, we’ll wait to hear from Gyan, whom Socceroos fans may remember for converting the penalty awarded against Harry Kewell at the 2010 World Cup. He was man of the match in the 1-1 draw, which sealed the Socceroos’ exit from the tournament. Australia v Ghana 2010 World Cup