Tuesday, 30 September 2014

Jokes: Akpors And The Map

-Agencies TEACHER: (draws map of Nigeria on the board) Who can tell me what I drew on the board? STUDENTS: no answer TEACHER: So nobody can tell me what is on the board? STUDENTS : *quiet* Akpors raises his hands TEACHER: Okay, Akpors come out. Who else? STUDENTS: No answer TEACHER: Is it only Akpors that is in this class? (really angry) ok Akpors, take this cane & give everybody in this class five strokes. *After the hot caning, all the students were in tears.* TEACHER: Now Akpors tell these idiots what I drew on the board? AKPORS: Yam TEACHER: What? AKPORS: Na so na, e resemble yam na. Can you guess what happened next?

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